saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

untaking:

I’ll see you in hell unfollower

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

astarryserenade:

loki-friggason:

aguabend:

You cannot be fucking serious…

*coughs*

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So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.

tagged → #frozen #disney #loki #marvel

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

ewebean:

Here.

Did he just
He did
Martin Freeman managed to get a middle finger in the movie after all.

Why the fuck do they do this?!?!

tagged → #personal #family stuff

setokawaii:

Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.

Good night!