what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
I’ll see you in hell unfollower
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
You cannot be fucking serious…
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
Did he just
Martin Freeman managed to get a middle finger in the movie after all.
Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.