jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

wingardium-liftiosa:

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.

thenemeton:

bucky barnes high fiving a little boy with a right-hand arm prosthetic as gently as he possibly can with an arm that can literally rip off car doors without a creak

bucky barnes redesigning his arm so it represents more than what he used to be and seeing a little girl dressed…

tagged → #sOBS #bucky barnes #marvel

beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

girlwithatardis:

the-wardens-vermin:

warbird27:

bootylicious-buggy:

avengingsassydestiel:

violinistatwork:

Finally

THIS EXPLAINS ME PERFECTLY. THANK YOU.

Mom says that I have my own special kind of language.

 curious to see how many of you who relate to this become engineers of some sort…

Then why I’m not an engineer? D’: my life is a lie!

Just pointing out that not everyone who thinks like this is automatically gifted in STEM fields. Some of us are “useless” arts majors, and this way of thinking is just as relevant in those fields as well.

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

quinningthewar:

I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete. 

quinningthewar:

I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete. 

totallyfubar:

childishsereno:

HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?

totallyfubar:

childishsereno:

HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?

"The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon."

The stories fairytales don’t tell (via meisterful)

"If she had only married Rhaegar as the gods intended, he would never have looked twice at the wolf girl. Rhaegar would be our king today and I would be his queen, the mother of his sons. She had never forgiven Robert for killing him. But then, lions were not good at forgiving.”

—Cersei Lannister, A Feast for Crows

(via cerseilannasster)

-What makes you so special?

-Nothing, I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.

tagged → #sobs #stucky #brotp #marvel

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE